Hurray, I am in the middle of exams and will be finished by friday!!! muhahahahaha! I am thinking of ringing up everyone and gloating but that is only if I have some free time from all the sunbaking I will be doing. The exams are going well, hopefully no jinxing will occur at this moment, and as yet I have not had a breakdown, nor am I expecting to have one.

I think the reason everyone thinks the VCE/HSC exams are so big and bad is because of all the hype surrounding them. If teachers and parents would just chill out! then students would not have so much pressure. I am not talking from personal experience here, just observation, because on Sunday, before my bio and maths exams my mum told me to STOP studying. I thought that was pretty hilarious, but I wasn't about to disobey my mother. Thou must obey thy mother and thy father as the good book says.

And how is that! Our school, after 6 years of stinginess, gave us a parting gift, which we all thought was immensly generous. EXCEPT, this gift was a WHITE, MINITURE bible AND a fancy pen that DOESN'T work!However I guess that pretty much statisfied my expectations of the school, if not exceeded.

Anyway I have to get ready for my 2nd Maths exam, which is soon.

- yay

- i'm almost finished

- yay

- yay

- couldn't think of any more points

ohhhh totally forgot about the last day of school, how fast you never miss it.

Valedictorian night. Began with boredom, finished with fun. I have found, especially during school, that you must sometimes make your own fun. Haha, i sure as hell made my own fun that night.

Here were my symptoms, you work out the diagnosis:

- never ending supply of alcohol

- last day of school

- parents at the table, driving home

- 4 beer glasses of white wine in 1 hour

- tunnel vision

- wonky walking

- non stop laughing

- speech and coordination difficulties

- haha, school uniform, sport captain, surrounded by teachers

- i have never had such fun at anything to do with school

haha and lastly, some serious nauseous the next day

and that was my last day of school.

finally, Finally, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have finished school!! yay!!

I can literally feel the life pouring back into me, one can never really comprehend the enormous strain that school creates until that terrible sense of impending doom is alleviated. School is no more, except for the poor suckers who still must suffer its torture, and i feel the seeds of creativity returning once more. I feel free! Free from the mundane, free from having to see the same damn people every single day (i'm a lover of generalisations), free from never ending homework that i would never do, free from tests that you don't know about until the period before, free from homework during the holidays, free from punishments for crimes you did not commit, free from Nazi like rules and regulations and free from having to go to school on 30 degree days!!!!!!

La vita bella e dolce!!!

Seriously, i get to study for my exams outside, in the sun!!! I get the house to myself for days on end, which is very, very rare in this house!

Io e' contenta

I AM HAPPY!

obviously my presumption in 'mixture' was incorrect, as speech night created such an overwhelming desire to complain. I am still a student at the moment, soon however i will be an ex.

Oh thank god, I had my last speech night tonight. Truly, speech night at Sacred Heart is like a nightmare come to life. It is like sitting through 4 mind and bum numbing hours of religion. I don’t know if you can even begin to imagine the torture of these nights. We have to listen to usually irrelevant speakers, tonight was a new record of 45mins and then we have to listen to hours worth of awards being given out. I sure as hell won’t be missing speech nights once I have left.

I think that about 98% of school is just boredom and then there’s the 2% of exciting things, when people get egged or teacher get fired or kids get expelled. However that is basically it. Possibly a very pessimistic view on school life in general, but when you think about it, it is actually true, especially since I’m actually quite an optimistic person so perhaps the 2% is an exaggeration. Haha!

Hurray, hurray it is almost over

“It’s hot!”

“Is it really?”

“You know it’s hot, cos you can feel it.”

That is a very famous passage from a very famous show

Go down if you don’t know where it is from, but I’m sure you do, haha.

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Seasame Street of course!!!

ok, obviously i haven't thought for quite a long time, in regards to this blog anyway.

The explantation for this lack of creative juices is that speedily approaching VCE exams may have a sobering effect on the fruits of thought. get it? juices? haha

sorry, anyway, does anyone remember 'Pop Tops'? I'm drinking one at the moment and am recalling why i don't like them, all they are, is (possible grammer problem there) concentrated cordial in a cool bottle. All they are made of is water, sugar and reconstituted orange juice, which sounds pretty gross.

One should never underestimate the joys of doing a handstand or listening to S Club 7 and one should also never ever underestimate the level of pain that can be created by the Tellytubbies and New McDonalds Farm

and i will also not overestimate the likelihood of anyone understanding what i am talking about, so never fear.

 

What i am discovering, however, is that the end of my schooling is producing an alarming number of corny, vomitworthy sentiments. Not from me, but from those people who will be crying on the last day, on Thursday. I do not condone these actions/words, obviously because they fill me with the desire to vomit, haha.

Well, there is a very high probability, and if you were doing probability in maths then you could probably figure out the exact probability, but i never did like probability anyway...that the next time i write, i will no longer be a student! YAY!

i will be too cool for school

 

Ho hum

I ask all ye merry folk

What is the reasoning behind practise exams during holidays?

And why were both Hamlet and Oedipus in love with their mothers? And why must we then try to write an essay (a part 2 question) about how the play relates to modern day society? Haha, it just seems a bit strange.

I think it is a cruel mind that thought up doing practise exams in the holidays. Holidays are an essential part of every person’s life, without holidays, I think we would find that the murder and suicide rate would increase explosively. So it is actually a very risky step to have students being forced to sit long and boring exams, which they have not studied for (haha well in my case anyway) on top of it being the hottest day in 150years. We missed out on history due to the laborious PE and Biology exams.

Here I go back to a previous point, Biology shorthand is BIO NOT BIOL!!!!

Otherwise it sounds like bile, and while bile does appear regularly in BIO, I don’t think it is the nicest of comparisons.

Until I think again